Bourbon Jockey Live!

Did I mention that the amateur musical ensemble with which I make joyous music will be performing at Roots Organic Brewing Company on Thursday, May 20, 2010? You are invited to join the festivities anytime from 8:00 to 11:00 or so. This won't be a "concert," so don't worry about arriving on time, staying through the whole set, or even paying much attention to what we're doing. Consider our music to be a soundtrack to drinking beer and hanging out with friends.

We'll be wailing and caterwauling through an ever-growing list of songs from the Great American Honky Tonk Song Book. In honor of flooding and oil spills, we'll be singing tunes from Nashville and New Orleans. We'll cover everything from Hank Williams to Tom Waits, from Fats Domino to Fats Waller. We might even let you sing along. All are invited to become Bourbonites by joining our fan club, The Bourbon Dynasty. It'll be fun.

I usually don cowboy boots and hat for these gigs, but I'm thinking of showing up in this getup:

In case you can't read the small print, here's the oh-so-sexy ad copy:

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$45

3 comments:

Jessica said...

Will you be wearing this outfit? Break a leg tonight!

MightyToyCannon said...

I haven't tried the jumpsuit on since 1978. If it still fits, I promise to wear it.

韋于倫成 said...

人生最重要的一件事,就是從生活中認識你自己。 ..................................................